WUAPASS: You're an Android, Get Over It

WUAPASS has learned through multiple sources that the human race is really a race of androids. "Well, basically androids are artificially created beings that resemble humans. C3-PO wouldn't be an android as he can't pass as human, but you can - and you are." The human race was created through genetic manipulation of already existing primates. And we've been a big genetic experiment ever since. "Some folks are gonna be disappointed, but I'm still having my 3 or 4 Miller Lites tonight, so who really even cares."