WUAPASS: Patriot Act Written BEFORE 911

"It's very long, it's extremely detailed, and it's kind of a rambling barbituate of language - it will put you to sleep real fast," claims whistleblower and paid WUAPASS informant. "We will pay you if you have some good inside information. We'll write you a check and once it clears you can cash it. That's how it works."