WUAPASS Exclusive: Bigfoot Eyes Tell Story

Knowledge gained by WUAPASS, "Always the Largest", shows the Bigfoot, or Sasquatch has vision exceeding human capabilities. "I've got testimony of both red and blue eyes," investigative reporter Gnos Sherman deadpans. "We already know they're interfrequential entities, it totally make sense they can see within a much broader spectrum than us humans... But, I believe WUAPASS is again the first to report on an Exclusive. Our track record is starting to speak for itself. When you see red eyes, well they're vision is up in the Infrared spectrum, when blue it's more down in the far Blue, or Ultraviolet, UV area."