Governor Collects "Get Out of Jail" with Phoenix Lights Stunt

WUAPASS confidential source has suggested that Arizona Governor received preferential legal treatment, the dismissal of the 22 counts of Fraud he faced from the federal government, for cooperation with the Black Government to "ridicule those in the public which talked about the Phoenix Lights." The Governor staged an imprompto new conference where he claimed they'd caught the Phoenix Lights perpetrator. He then brought out a man dressed in an alien costume, to bouts of laughter from the media.