WUAPASS : "Best Headlines Ever"

"Give Me The Blueprints!" : Dark Side In the Shade - "We've All Got Everything Ever Inside Always By Design"

"Massless" Craft Weapons Platforms Demand Zero Recoil Systems : "Lasers"

"It All Goes Back In The Box" : What Really Matter's ?

"She Said Yes" : Alien Abduction Long-Term Genetic Monitoring and Hybridization Program Requires "Free Will" Choice - "At Some Point"

Life Can Get You If You Got Your Guard Down: "Keep It Up"

A Tesla is a Musk and Musk Isn't Tesla

"Massless" No Mass Craft Make Interstellar Travel "Easy"

Government Sponsors "Fake UFO Phone App" : "Touche! All New UAP Videos Suspect 'By Default'"

Nazis Doomed By Lack of Weapons Platform for "Fully Operational" Anti-Gravity Craft Until 1947 Antarctic "High Jump" Thumping

Could A.I. Replace Humans? : "If They're Better, and They Will Be, Yes. That's How It Works."

Elimination of Mass Means Instantaneous Travel Possibilities are "On the Table."

Real Men Don't Eat Quiche: Sherman Egg Pie Recipe "Tasty as Hell! Tell Me Different."

Bada Boom Bada Bing, Some of This and Some of That: They Might Hold Me For a Minute But You Know I'm Coming Back - Jesus Christ

WUAPASS NEWS: Newer than New, Future News Now

Love, Joy, Excitement: Happiness Comes From "Feeling Happy"

Do That To Me One More Time: E Revolution "Last Chance Big Take" for Collusion Opportunists with Means in the Know

Visiting ET's "Perplexed and Puzzled" - Find Earth "Missile Defense System" are Nukes Pointing Back at Planet

Einstein Talks Quantum Mechanics: Should Provide Next Level Possibilities

Fair and Balanced: Government's UAP Information Dissemination Policy Gives Debunkers Equal Platform by Mandate "We're Preventing a Global Psychosis"

Third Eye is Cosmic Connection: "You Can See Inside Your Mind's Eye"

The Connection: Slinging Dope Consciousness from "Day One"

Who's Talking? "Cosmic Connection" Tells Us What to Do. "It's that Voice in your Head."

WUAPASS Theory Explains "Greased Lightning" "Ride the Lightning" Analogies

Generating Electromagnetic Fields Can "Repulse You From a Counter Gravitational Force"

Is Far Out Outer Space Space/Time "Gossip Rag" Finally "Ready for Launch?"

Rumsfeld's Press Conference Day Before 9/11 Sets Bar Low at $2.3 Trillion Shortfall : Day After Events Conveniently Demolish All Contradictory Evidence and "Quashes any Questions"

48% of World Population Doesn't Have Indoor Plumbing

Last Minute Pep Talk: Hitler Uses Film of Electrogravitic Tech to Bolster Generals and Keep Troops Fighting

"Massless" Craft Make E=MC 2 Equation "Work Different"

"Best Actor" in "Best Story" in Best Seller Ever: Jesus Christ

You see the tells. Read between the lines. Pick up the ball. "And then you run with it. That's how it works," explains Gnos Sherman.

Insider information has alerted WUAPASS of a "Major News Event."

Jesus Christ, Son of God, Our Lord and Savior - Is an ET Hybrid.

An ET species known as the Ebens placed Jesus on Earth to uplift Humanity and facilitate the successful, healthy Evolution of The Universe. The Ebens have appeared to humans dressed in Templar robes bearing Large Red Crosses, claiming to be an Order of Jesuit Priests. "They claim to be The Creator's of Christ."

The Ebens abducted a young girl deemed as genetically pure and used genetically altered "seed" to impregnate Mary. Good Man Joseph married the young lady, perceived blighted but superior quality and nonetheless valued.

The Vatican has led the Disclosure. "They've recently talked of 'Our ET Brothers and Sisters.' It's surreal, but It's True, a Disclosure event is on the horizon. It will shake the foundations of Humanity. It' coming soon. But you heard it here first."